First morning, about 3 years ago... "I need a new camera! I want a new camera! I'll get a camera! I will!"

A few mornings after... "God! What camera? I don't have money for a camera! But I NEEEED a new camera! I will make the money!"

A few months later... one morning... "Damn cameras!!! I need a camera! I must have a camera! How do I make money to buy a camera?! Hmmm... I'll have to think of way to get my hands on a new camera..."

Next morning... "Stealing a camera turned out to be a bad idea. I might want to get back to the making some money idea. Hmmm, I wonder when they'll let me out of this... this guy keeps looking at me... and the bars... I don't like them... I HAVE TO HAVE A NEW CAMERA!!!"

Two years ago... one morning... "I can feel it, I'm getting closer. I just know I'll have a new camera soon. I will, I know I will, I just need some extra $500. That's not a problem. I have $50!!! I'm on my way... NEW CAMERA!!! Here I come!"

Next morning... "Damn camera! Who the fuck would steal from a student! The world has turned upside down! I'm back where I started... NOOOOOO!!! My new camera!! I have to have my new camera!"

A few weeks later... one sunny morning... "They caught the fucker! He was trying to raise money to buy a camera! Idiot! What kind of an idea is that... stealing money to buy a camera! But he bought a camera! A new camera! He's gonna spend a week in jail... but did he buy that camera? That new camera? He did... That's a great idea... stealing money to buy a camera!'

A few days later... raining, one morning... "How the hell did I end up here with the SAME GUY??? I don't like it... And fuck! How stupid am I? The old lady sprayed me! I should have known, these old ladies are mean... AAAAHA! So that's why that fuck stole from me! He had experience!! I'm gonna get out of here... I'm gonna steal from a student and then... and then... NEW CAMERA, HERE I COME!!!"

A few weeks later... a fucked up morning... "How the hell was I supposed to know that the guy knew karate?! Fuck him! I'll get my camera! That's for sure! I'm gonna raise the money, and I'm gonna get it! Yep yep, that's exactly what I'm gonna do!"

A few months later... "Maybe I should try selling lemonade! The guys around the corner seem do be doing just fine... that's just the cover for selling drugs... but I'm sure there selling some lemonade too. I'm gonna try that... Most certainly! Only in the name of the new camera!"

A few weeks later... a hate mornings... "Fucking lemonade... Maybe I should try drugs!"

Last year... one morning... "I just got out from rehab... Damn! That was hard... Don't do drugs! They really fuck you up in there!... ... Nice day outside... Where the fuck's my camera?! FUUUUCK!!! I knew it was too good to be true..."

A few months later... one sunny morning... "It's fun working at McDonalds, but they pay shit. It will take years until I'll manage to buy my new camera... I'll be dead by know if I keep working here... hmmm, maybe I should rob the place. ENOUGH! Idiot... you want to end up with the same guy?"

A few weeks later... one ordinary morning... "THE SAME GUY!!! I can;t believe it... I knew I shouldn't have robbed that fucking McDonald's, I just knew the had video. This is just too much for a camera! Maybe I should play the lottery..."

A few months later... one sad morning... "I'm broke. The lottery is a scam. Let this be a warning to anyone. They steal from the poor and give to the rich. AntiRobinHoods!... Don't even think of robbing the fucking lottery you fucking idiot!!!"

Next morning... angry... "The fucking dude got away with robbing the lottery! Maybe I should find him and kill him!... Headhunter! AHA! That's it! That has to be the answer... A lot of money for catching criminals. That's the answer to my new camera."

A few months later... one painful morning... "Hospitals suck! You should never fuck with killers. They're bad motherfuckers! Headhunting sucks!"

Yesterday evening... "God? God! Can you hear me?! Give me a sign if you exist! Give me a sign. Give me a camera..."

This morning... "God! GOOOOOD!! Where the fuck's my camera???!!!!"

Cameras anyone? Cameras? Will work for cameras!!!